Haikuesday!

Sorry, this letter is just BEGGING for a triptych...(link)

In case you missed it
Craziest letter EVER!
Thank you, W-D-T!

Only two parties:
TEA Party? Tickle Party?
Did Hoffman say that?

Recycle Congress?
Like "Soylent Green is people?" (link)
I'm not that hungry...